Life By Dictionary

Salt #
listening to Bikini Kill #
Asked 5 year old for a hug and was told “maybe in the morning” #
Awkward old guy moment: 17 year-old’s friends asked to see my skateboard. Yes, I still ride a skateboard. FTW 4 LIFE! #
Celtics getting jobbed by stupid refs. #
It’s getting easier. I was worried that it would […]

I’ll never learn: home waxing kit is horrible and painful. I think I dislodged a testicle. #
Dinner = delicious; TV = teh suck; Books = needin’ some more; end #
Yay! New Charles Wright poem out. #
breakfast: grapes, blueberries, pineapple, kiwi, strawberries, bacon. You heard me: bacon. #
Listening to WWL radio (at Saints mini camp). Yeah […]

No kids tonight #
‘here’s to a long life and a merry one / A quick death and an easy one / A pretty girl and an honest one / A cold beer and another one!’ #
crumb #
boo! crappy photobucket down. waahhhh #

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Watching “Andromeda Strain” #
Something smells horrible in here. Yucky. #
Pork shoulder (that I smoked) finished up in the crockpot / pulling it now. Yummy! #
Also bottled the brew / need to buy two Cornelius kegs #
bbq sammiches were the best I’ve done yet. still mad at bricked iPod #
Emmit Smifff footballs season is right around […]

that carboy full of brew is going to be so conditioned! Yum! #
Realize I need to strengthen my blog-reading habits if I’m going to avoid writing sites. #
my nephew accidentally activated FEAST mode instead of BEAST mode #
ScrawlFest seems like a decade ago. I wish more folks could have been there. #
Buying CP’s ‘Snuff” #

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I’m enjoying a staycation morning #
Ribs and roast in the smoker / playing chess / underwear free holiday in effect! #
Cthulhu blessed the ribs. Ecce jalapeno! #
the best blowjob is always the next one #
Naps are wonderful. #

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yay cigars! #
i love naked people #
So far so good! #
pork shoulder and ribs being dry rubbed, andouille #
I ALMOST beat the stupid computer in chess. UGH!!! #

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shimmy shimmy ya shimme ya shimme yay #
circle jerks: ‘i just want some skank’ may be best punk song evar #
somebody get the license plate of that box of cigars that knocked my dick in the dirt? #
Grilled mahi mahi, rice, broccoli #
I got your deionized water right here: sprinkle sprinkle #

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Added new gremlin bell / avoided working on church property titled since 1923 / reading magazines #
Yet another restaurant that doesn’t serve proper chili for their hot dogs. i’m in hell. #
Tevez so blew that chance in last night’s match v. Chelsea. Played all night like a bulldog though. #
@fidlet what’s a magic soak? #
Mem.day […]

tomato plants are doing well, so is basil. cilantro not so much. legs hurt after working out. long day of work tomorrow. #
I started moving files around to begin editing the last twenty or so poems. yay! #
Sore and dreading work #

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